shameless

Obstacles have prevented me from composing a witty, thoughtful, and intellectual post this evening. Without shame, I publish them. They are all true.

1. I had to call around to claim our rubber ducky. He was kidnapped by Friend #7. She didn't understand why a rubber ducky was hiding in her bag, and she thought he belonged to Jameson. Even though Jameson's mom insisted that they didn't own a rubber ducky with clothes on.
2. I participated in a new family game. It involved holding a legal pad and drawing a self-portrait. We made up our own rules; one of which was that you drew blindly. The other rule was that #1 Son had to videotape the process.
3. We cheated flagrantly while playing Upwords.
4. We ate mozzarella sticks with salsa in the living room. We shared a red candied apple for dessert.
5. At some point in the evening, everyone was irritated at the behavior of everyone else.
6. I sat on #1 Son. He farted and the party was over.