Sunday excuses

10 Reasons Why I never Wash:

1. I was forced to as a child.
2. People who wash are hypocrites- they always think they are cleaner than everbody else.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.
4. I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
5. I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
8. I can't spare the time.
9. The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or cool enough in the summer.
10. People who make soap are only after your money.

For those who are still wondering where I'm headed, look here
for a more direct approach.